Things Tegan and Sara Say

Things Tegan and Sara say!

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yeseniabuelna:

T-Dawg: I like that slow-motion shot of you licking your lips, I think that’s important.

Segana: That’s going to be like a..one of those gifs, you know..tifs

T-Dawg: Right, like all the kids avatars are gonna be you like this..

Segana: And now there’s going to be another gif/tif next to it, of you impersonating me doing it.

T-Dawg: Oh yeah.

Tegan: I would like you to sing a song with me. There would be no Tegan and Sara if my mom had not given birth to us and generously donated her body. My mother is in the audience tonight, and it's her birthday and I would love it if you sing happy birthday with me!
Audience: *agrees loudly*
Tegan: Her name, so that you know which name to insert, is Sonia. And I wanted to say, before we sing happy birthday to my mum, that I am so happy that she raised us to be the people that we are and I am so proud that she is our mother and I hope that she knows how much we lover and I'm so glad she was here to see the show. So thank you mum for having us. Alright here we go!
Everyone: *sings Happy Birthday To Sonia*
sarahmjfan:

Sara: We went to Santa Barbara, we made a Vag.

sarahmjfan:

Sara: We went to Santa Barbara, we made a Vag.

(via sarahmjfan)

sarahmjfan:

Sara: I feel high… I feel that the lighting guy is not blowing fog. I feel like he’s blowing marijuana smoke.

sarahmjfan:

Sara: I feel high… I feel that the lighting guy is not blowing fog. I feel like he’s blowing marijuana smoke.

(via feathers-of-an-arroww)

My mom says I suck as a bed partner. I suck in bed. But that’s okay. I have other things going for me.

Sara Quin (via myashtrayheart-x)

(Source: prehistoric-alligators, via i-cant--take-it)

sarahmjfan:

Tegan: This girl she like - It’s her turn or whatever - and I’m like “Hi how’s it going? Do you want me to sign your stuff?” and whatever. And she’s like “Thanks for finally getting out here.” or something like that. I was just like “Pardon?” And she’s like “Thanks a lot for making us wait.” Like lays it on. I’m like “Well you know we working, we were busy backstage.” And she was like “This is your job”. And I was like “Well… actually this is extra” And i was like “You know we had a long day, we travelled really far you know and whatever. Usually post-show we like to relax a little bit maybe have a drink. A lot of us shower before we get on the bus because it’s like 12 or 14 hours before we get to a venue again.” And she’s not having any of it. She’s like whatever just get into the photo. So I’m like - At this point Sara gets this look, she knows me and she’s like “well then back away, back away” And i’m like “Excuse me? No how about no! No photos” and Sara’s like “It’s cool it’s cool everything is fine. I’ll take a photo” Like you know she’s sorta peace keeping or whatever. And the girl grabs me and like yanks me like towards her or whatever I was like “What the?!?!”

sarahmjfan:

Sara: It’s that I don’t know how it’s like to hear my voice but I just think that if i was someone else and I was talking to them, I would want to hear me. I would be like “Aw she’s got such a cute voice.” 

sarahmjfan:

Sara: It’s that I don’t know how it’s like to hear my voice but I just think that if i was someone else and I was talking to them, I would want to hear me. I would be like “Aw she’s got such a cute voice.” 

sarahmjfan:

Sara: Brad taught me some pickup lines on the first day of the tour and one of them is like this “Do you like the taste of alcohol?” 

Fans: WOOO WOOO

Tegan: It’s funny

Sara: I think that - I think by your laugher and delighted smiles that I think it worked. 

sarahmjfan:

Sara: Brad taught me some pickup lines on the first day of the tour and one of them is like this “Do you like the taste of alcohol?” 

Fans: WOOO WOOO

Tegan: It’s funny

Sara: I think that - I think by your laugher and delighted smiles that I think it worked. 

sarahmjfan:

Vivek Telang: i met them in 2004 and we started touring. I did my first bit of touring in September that year. I mean they are the best bosses I’ve ever had.